A confession. I don't really love child's pose. It's just not that comfortable to me, and half the time I find myself thinking, "Dang, my mat could really use a good scrubbing, should my head really be smashed against it?' I know, #badyogi. To make it worse, some teachers will switch on their velvety yoga voice and be like, "Oh just come rest in child's pose and really let go," and we'll be there for, like, five minutes. Meanwhile, my legs start to go numb.